Wario: WAH! They watch my tits all the time and it’s embarrassing and awful. Because of the limited space, my sister and I were put into the same bedroom. 1.11 The Ending (SMG4 intro.) Followers. Fishy Boopkins: I do declare, I don't really know how to fight, but... oh I do know someone that can help! ), (It appears that Wario and Waluigi managed to overpower the Engineer guard and escape with the town's money.). (shoots dead a distracted Monty Mole), Mario: Okie dokie! HEY STINKY! anal hardcore. I can't let him be better than me! I can help with that. Bob: Damn! But I’m not sure I’m actually ready for any of that.. ), Donkey Kong: Fuck this shit I'm out! Forgot account? Following. (turning to face the noise, Mario sees a Koopa Troopa being thrown out by Fishy Boopkins in a lady dress.). He lives in the Badlands, I Can Show You... (suddenly gets assaulted by Mario) AHHHHH! Daddy's Girl fucks herself with Dildo for you 99.01% 486 158. Reputation. (The two are then seen moving around in the grass. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Do you think you could help us? It can cause seizures, dehydration, injuries, vomiting, coma, and even death. Shroomy: I guess I'm not needed here anymore. Surprised you didn't I? Drunk with Power: After stealing a Power Glove in "SMG4: The Super Dudes", Wario goes on a rampage- creating an army of Wario-nosed minions to fight for him. Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Gets an idea to utilize the cafeteria food to propel them out of the vent) oh yeah, Mario was saving this for later...but im about to die, so whatever! (With the bribe accepted, Toadsworth proceeds to return back to his office.). (Bob's arrows knocked down a tree that crushed their shooters. Chris: Dumbass. Mario: oh...the names...Optimus...Optimus Prime 3000. :D. Wario: well...mister Prime. Shroomy: Oh! Meggy: oh you're not going anywhere, fella!!! Meggy: Thanks for helping me back there, Partner! Big Smoke: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH! ), (Mario tries to break out by humping the bars, to no avail. I've even snuck a few peeks in the gym locker room and shower. (Barbell falls on Bob), Boopkins: Oh no! NOW WE CAN ESCAPE!!!! Protect your friends, Boopkins! God dammit! The Simpsons (1989) - S15E03 Comedy - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Maybe if i'm drunk. Mario: We're...we're free. Tari can't go faster while driving the truck because she can barely reach the pedals due to her height. Boopkins: Cause we'll be right here to pick you up! The two shoot Zachary killing them) RH: Let's go! My stomach is filled with haggis and ham. Luigi and Mario meanwhile sneak into a kitchen. ), (Bob and Boopkins then came across another member around a corner.). (As Waluigi was panicking over what happened to Wario, he gets knocked down by Shroomy's projectile. ), (He shot the Goomba dead, screaming as he fell. Swagmaster: I'm about to whip somebody's ass... Boopkins: You can do it! (turns to face the gang) Oh hello there! (Axe impales vent). (Swagmaster proceeds to fire off multiple rockets at the truck, with one of them successfully knocking it off the road and making it unable to move.). All pictures on the site are all in compliance with the 18 USC 2257 US Federal Law. Bart: Lisa is a fool. Mario: (Flips the bird) That's-a-so nice! I'm so horny Daddy... 8min - 720p - 504,475 . Send to Friend. Shroomy: Ha ha! And we should all think about how the way we are can reflect on all people with MS. Boopkins: H-him (Points to Bob lifting a barbell). Great idea, Red! Wario: Hmm...now that I think about it... (camera zooms out to reveal the entire Wild Wah gang reinforcement dead) WHY ARE ALL MY GUYS DEAD!? Wanna come be useless? So I’m calling out so. Boopkins: Alright. MMMMM (Begins to puke at the meal, with various people fighting their way to use the bathroom). (Later on through the desert a night, a car honks but this time it is revealing Swagmaster and Chris, here to stop the escapees) Bob: Please tell me that's an ice cream truck! Hubby Films & Cheers! Uh Bob can Mario and Luigi come with us? ), Mario: oh boy, it was so nice of Bowser to send me on a vacation and look after peach! It was like 8 or 9 inches and was really thick. I mean sure things went wrong, but you killed it. Meggy: You aren't going anywhere, you dirty varmints! I knew this from the time I was about eight years old, without anyone ever telling me. But it helps me get through another day. I am one with nature! Mario: BOB YA BIG FAT PAISANO, LET US COME WITH YOU! Watch Amateur Girl Can Barely Handle Big Black Cock Tearing Her Pussy Apart at FuckedHomemade.com - free homemade amateur sex tape site. Boing! 70%. (Sudden gunshots could be heard in the distance. Swagmaster: Not on my watch bitches! Toad (prepares to kill him): HASTA LAVISTA, BABY! I thought I was, until a few weeks ago. 13:40. Facebook is showing information to help you better understand the purpose of a Page. Not Now. At the time, my sister, Audrey, was 16 years old. She definitely likes it much rougher than momma did.,, 97.06% 3,220 1,115. 360p 4 min Haxor - 2.8M Views - 720p. I'm so drunk I can barely see. MMMMMMM! God dang it! Toad: We need a few more fighters to take on the wah gang. Nobody escapes from this prison. I love darts yay! (Mario and Luigi walk outside, witnessing people doing various things at lunch.). Try Not To Laugh Challenge #12 - Duration: 6:59. Well, except for that one time that a drunk person called me drunk and I was stone sober. Woody: Oh so well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh? (Woody then started to naturally run around in pain.). mario, tari, smg4. Anyhow, I feel like if “I’m not drunk,” comes out of your mouth when first meeting someone, it’s just…yeah, no. Mario: Why are you talking like that bob? What's the problem!? Bob: It's this pipe here man. Mario: HAHA! Shroomy: OH NO THIS IS BAD! (turns to Luigi) You have to deal with a dumbass too, huh? Mario: Luigi! (Mario, interested to see who was attacking the town, went towards Shroomy.). Normally, this is a guy from a past relationship, or someone you were interested in but the timing never really worked out. Shroomy: Oh no fellas, please don't hurt us, maybe we can work something out maybe? (Mario begins to think of a kid eating and declaring, "SPAGHETTI! hardnutjr. Barely Legal Teen Doing It HER Way! ), (As the Cataquack missed, he ended up hitting Woody instead. Luigi: Well, I don't think the mafia's going to try to mess with us anymore, that's for sure. 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(Not wanting to know what he meant by that, Luigi quickly joined the others.). Oh, mama... Swagmaster: Holy hell its a thicc ass. Things are going to get ugly! I’m so sorry your friend had a difficult experience, and I’m so glad you want to support her. (easily dodges that attack. Sister To Drunk to Say NO on Her Birthday. There is a huge bounty on the wah gang! Mario: ooh... (turns to see a cart) maybe there's some food over there! (he rams it up Woody's butt). No body messes with lady Boop! Professor E. Gadd is seen entering. Lets get out of here, (Both Bob and Mario started playing in the bushes.). Shroomy: Oh Boy This Is Gonna be Lotsa Fun, Guy: I'm so drunk I can barely see, But it helps me get—Guy 2: It's on! You guessed it: black. I'm proud to have such fat and ugly wife. Wario and Waluigi: YEAH BOI! Don't abandon us you stupid Monkey!!! This page is the transcript for SMG4: The Totally Legit Learning Show With SMG4. The scene plays out the same way it did originally until Smg4 crawls to the door. SLINGSHOT SHROOMY TO THE RESCUE! Husband & friends get together for an evening of strip poker. ; Mario Goes to the Fridge to Get a Glass of Milk. leaves. (With those words spoken, Wario, Waluigi, and Donkey Kong retreated from the town.). You stupid newcomer! Luigi Machine Gun! My legs are too stubby! Mario: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - Run, bitch, ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! Swag: Holy dick cassarole! Who do you think pays for all your damages? Mario Mario is the central character and one of the two main protagonists (alongside SMG4) of the SMG4 series. The most popular color? Cataquack: Get that mothafocka (launches himself at Shroomy), Shroomy: Oh My Ass!! Bob: Goddammit Mario you scrub! (now dancing on their stolen money) Money money money money money money money money money money! Shroomy: Haha! Always wanted to go to the Fridge to get out of here (... 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